Monthly Archives: July 2010

Too many fckdup stories, just not enough time…

Well the News recently has been a veritable banquet of rich pickings to investigate if you inclined like me to wonder about the state of mankind as a whole, especially when it’s so dubiously presented, so ridiculously ripe full of stories which can’t help raise an eyebrow or two about the content and the things which actually either happen or are reported on these days! Continue reading

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When Mosquito’s start using Facebook, I’ll probably have more fans than Lady Gaga…

The War on Mosquito’s continues, well it never really stopped to be fair – they just won’t f*cking leave me alone… Continue reading

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Another day at the funny farm…

Sooner or later everything may depend on whether or not we know what the National Croissant Hotline Number is. Fortunately I can share it with you all… Continue reading

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Holy Toast Batman, there’s a picture of Jesus on my Cheese Toastie…

I’ve seen a fair share of uncanny things in my time. One of my ex-girlfriends often resembled the Devil, coincidence, NO, but what could I do, had she appeared later on my toastie, then I really would have been worried, but she hasn’t so far, having said that I won’t be paying four and a half euro’s to find out just in case. Continue reading

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Me and the Feds…

It finally happened… 10:56 on 12 January 2010 I’m kind of shocked, but only so far as to say that I’m genuinely shocked that it took over a year and a half to finally happen. My dear friends the beloved … Continue reading

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Can’t Cook, Won’t cook…

If we as society think about it, we could maximize the potential and turn prisons into sort of human self recycling battery farms, fatten them all up on each other till the last one remains and gains the title of prison Master Chef. Continue reading

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Aliens ‘hijack’ Nasa’s Voyager 2 spacecraft…

Ask a scientist for the time of day though and they will undoubtedly want a hundred and one parameters to subdivide the locality, the conditions in which time and space is relevant and the proximity to your exact whereabouts at the moment in question.

I just want the time f*ckwit. Don’t make me slap you for it… Because i will. Continue reading

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