Note to self : Don’t contact Aliens on Monday!

Well, I’m glad I got that sorted out as soon as possible otherwise it was going to be one hell of a week.

According to Stephen Hawkings, contacting Aliens might not be a good Idea!

I’m not sure if its just relative to it being a Monday and that Aliens like most the human race probably need copious amounts of caffeine etc before they go about doing ‘Alien’ stuff, but I have to say that I probably agree with him.

He concludes that trying to make contact with Alien races is “a little too risky”. “If Aliens ever visit us, I think the outcome would be much as when Christopher Columbus first landed in America, which didn’t turn out very well for the Native Americans.”

So, we agree, at least for this Monday I will not be trying to contact any Aliens, and if they do come here, lets hope they also go to America first…!

I also work on the theory that what if instead of being a super Intelligent species, they are like Us! Chances are that they would be Intelligent enough to ignore us completely, however there is also the chance that they could be a bunch of ‘Red Necks’ being driven round space by a Klingon version of George Bush…

Imagine how bad that would be! – Hoards of Adrenaline fuelled, warmongering lunatics seeking to exploit, plunder and abuse every possibility and resource they could, and that’s just us…

Its hard to believe that Alien life could be worse than this, BUT IT COULD BE!

Its hard to believe that any civilisations history could be as barbaric as our own, but it could be. Considering we try and generalise that we are a mainly semi Intelligent, peaceful, loving species.

It would be easy for an Alien race to look back through the pages of History and appreciate that without big guns, a whole can of Whoop Ass and a major spanking, we as a species won’t learn anything new when it comes to social interaction.

Our brief time on this beautiful Planet has taught us to try and kill everything else off as efficiently as possible, or to die trying.

Hawking’s was shrewd to highlight Columbus as an example of mankind’s ability to ‘bond’ with the natives but we mastered genocide amongst ourselves a long time ago, I suspect that even the most hardcore of Aliens would be able to dish out the sort of punishment that Religion has ravaged the land with across the years…

One thing’s for sure… It could very well be a case of their God being bigger than our God if they do actually find us…


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