Try it now, so i did…

It’s been a while since I had freedom long enough to write anything of note however the ‘WordPress’ – (Have you tried our new home page quick form yet?) spurred me on…

So, I tried it, nothing special on the whole.

The earth didn’t move as such.

Handy if you’re that lazy you can’t be arsed to press the ‘add new post’ button I guess, but otherwise I don’t feel any better for rushing to press it.

Fortunately I don’t feel any worse either, so that’s a kind of result.

Today’s top search enquiries did make me chuckle though, apart from the usual culprits, ‘accidental penis exposure’ popped up twice…

TWICE!

Now, in itself it’s an amusing search term if nothing else, the fact that people search for it is (to me at least) even funnier.

Is it accidental in the fact that these people clearly accidentally exposed their penis to something or someone, or that they were doing something irrelevant and then found themselves with their penis hanging out?

I do like the idea of maybe a window cleaner on a high rise office block cleaning his windows whilst accidentally scaring all the office workers who happen to look across at him doing his job with his wedding veg on show, there’s a comedy moment if ever there was one.

The other alarming option could be that whilst working on something highly dangerous or toxic someone maybe exposed their penis to radiation or something and ended up with a mutant willy…

Not that the average penis isn’t far from being ‘mutant’ anyway, it just casts a worrying image of a new evil baddie for some new lame superhero film.

Doc Todger and his Cyber Mutant Penis trying to take over the world, again…

Not that Doc Todger has tried before and failed but I’d like to see Peter Parker’s face on that blockbuster, or aptly named cockbuster film…

The other random visits can sometimes be made up of Hitler, arses and KEELPNO, not much in them I know but frightening to think that someone may be looking for information on Hitler accidentally exposing himself!

Looks like he's got a floater!

Trying to take over the World did require commitment, and a clean willy…

Now, there’s a quality piece of war footage I’d like to see!

Not that I have a need to see Hitler’s sausage, but just because the long lasting mental images would be hilarious…

A Fest was had...

It wasn’t just difficult, it’s was like trying to find a sausage in a Darkroom…

Another favourite listing that shows up is peachyness…

If you didn’t already know,

It is the LAW…

Θ)

About Simon Rawicz

Hmmm, It is about me I suppose... Work hard die young seems to be the motto life's going to write on my coffin well before we agree on terms and conditions. I'm a 2D/3D Artist/Designer and Multi-media specialist by trade, I play guitar and write songs when I'm not wanting to vent my anger out on the system. If I occasionally do get time to do anything else I'd like to know about it... Meanwhile to free my mind of the many demons that stalk me, I write stuff, your reading it so I don't need to tell you any more than that surely...!
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6 Responses to Try it now, so i did…

  1. Funniest and most addictive blog I’ve stumbled across.

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  2. Reblogged this on E's a Dude & the Gang – Keeping it Real… and commented:

    It was one of those days. . .

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  3. Congratulations on your new blog !

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