The Hitler Hotline…

Hitler. . . He wasn’t everybodies favourite Charlie Chaplin impersonator but you’ve got to give him credit for trying. . .

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Thank you for enquiring furher (oops, further) about the Hitler Hotline number.

If you have a Hitler related matter or a worryingly dangerous desire to Conquer Europe and it’s surrounding areas, please press 1.

If you are already in Poland, please press 2.

For more information about how you can become a member of the Third Reich and gain access to Hitlers complete fashion range, please press 3.

If you’d like help learning to Goosestep, please press 4.

If you’d like to learn how not to Goosestep, please hang up now.

For any other Hitler related matters, please press ‘nein‘ and wait to speak to an operator.

During peak times you may experience problems getting through due to high demand, however our operatives are working around the clock to deal with all your enquiries.

Also, as Christmas is just around the corner, it’s only…

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About Simon Rawicz

Hmmm, It is about me I suppose... Work hard die young seems to be the motto life's going to write on my coffin well before we agree on terms and conditions. I'm a 2D/3D Artist/Designer and Multi-media specialist by trade, I play guitar and write songs when I'm not wanting to vent my anger out on the system. If I occasionally do get time to do anything else I'd like to know about it... Meanwhile to free my mind of the many demons that stalk me, I write stuff, your reading it so I don't need to tell you any more than that surely...!
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