Category Archives: Englishman In Greece

The remains of a blog I started when I first moved to Greece in May, 2008.

I did it primarily to keep sane, that failed so I continued anyway…

Greece, things no one tells you about!

Will I survive Greece?
As long as you like cold coffee, good food and this thing called the ‘SUN’ being ever present, you’d mostly do fine. Continue reading

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Testing Google AI cars and a trip to the Police station.

Personally I think the easiest solution would be to strap a bouncy castle to a Quad bike and cut the brakes, from what I’ve seen, it has much the same effect as what you see as the ‘norm’ anyway! Continue reading

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The Official A – Z of love and matters of the heart.

V – Vajazzle.

If you even know what this word is, you’re already on shaky ground…

Men and women alike, and don’t try and make out you just came across the word and don’t know, please… Continue reading

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A penny for your thoughts, or else, or both.

I’ve gotten so paranoid lately that I lie under my bed at night praying that their isn’t an Alien in my bottom. Seriously, my housemate cooked Broad Beans a couple of weeks ago and I swear to God someone swapped my sphincter with a Tuba. Continue reading

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Dear Syriza, please allow me the opportunity to indulge in some constructive criticism. . .

Please allow me a minute or two of your time. If you will.

I’m by no means a Politician, nor a particularly renowned Economist, nor an Expert in anything hugely relevant other than maybe a few subtle aspects of life which on the shop floor of society, I feel may have passed you by in your Political pursuits. Continue reading

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Dork Spring Tan Buttcreak, or is it Vorsprung durch Technik?

The weather, it’s bloody everywhere. . . !

Today gifted us with a sky so blue it should have an 18 certificate and a Sun so big I could call it Yo MAMA. . . Continue reading

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Talking to rocks. . .

So, I haven’t written for a while, partly it’s because of frustration, and partly it’s also been because of the fear of being threatened and persecuted for exposing the truth about a sector of corruption within Greece which has almost become the norm.

As regulars may know, it’s been a baptism of fire for me since I came here but luckily I have thick skin and the sh*t’s all been going one way.

Now in retrospect, the name fckdupathens quite appropriate.

There’s no doubt to Greece being fckdup up, but as you’ll discover the more you go on, all the best things usually are. . . Continue reading

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