Tag Archives: Aliens

Aliens ‘hijack’ Nasa’s Voyager 2 spacecraft…

Ask a scientist for the time of day though and they will undoubtedly want a hundred and one parameters to subdivide the locality, the conditions in which time and space is relevant and the proximity to your exact whereabouts at the moment in question.

I just want the time f*ckwit. Don’t make me slap you for it… Because i will. Continue reading

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Back to the whole Aliens thing I’m afraid, very afraid…!

“Sorry, Mr. Ilyumzhinov isn’t available right now, he’s currently busy being telepathically shown around an Alien spaceship on the balcony at the minute, if you’d like to leave a message he’ll get back to you shortly…” Continue reading

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Note to self : Don’t contact Aliens on Monday!

“If Aliens ever visit us, I think the outcome would be much as when Christopher Columbus first landed in America, which didn’t turn out very well for the Native Americans.” – Stephen Hawkings. Continue reading

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