Athens, WARMER than Skegness, and a few things my nan used to say!

Yesterday it even rained! Well, I say ‘rained’, here’s what actually happened :

It got cloudy, it got a little cloudier and showed the promise of rain and at one point, somewhere high above the Planet a droplet of liquid was dispatched by the God of ‘Taking the P*ss’.

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Meet the Malaka’s…

Maybe f*ckwits such as these exist all over the world and are drawn to cities however to me it’s quite a shock to say the least.

So, there is hillbilly dumbass number 1. He’s in his mid forties I guess, has a face like he’s just shat himself, and he’s a fulltime wanker. He likes to spend his day and nights spitting and throwing cigarettes down on me and my neighbour in between dragging furniture about throughout the night whilst hammering for no reason.

He’s rude, obnoxious, impolite, and a miserly pathetic coward who has nothing else to do in life apart from spy on people and try to cause problems for them. He currently is sporting a rather nice array of facial decorations after we had a ‘talk’ over the weekend but I’ll go into that later on and in his spare time he likes to stand around looking at little girls & boys on their way to school… In the UK it would rhyme with ‘Eedofile’ and you wouldn’t trust him with a barbie doll.

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Surviving Greece – Chloroform, Duct tape and a plan…

To believe the current government is the political equivalent 0f being told by someone that they won’t come in your mouth, they will. Whilst we’re all on our knees and they have their d*cks flapping in the wind it makes sense. What else can they do?

This Country didn’t get into this sh*t because of all the truth these Politicians have been telling everybody for so long, bear that in mind.

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A few things you may not know about Summer in Athens…

If you presented to the rest of the world with all you see and hear over typically just a year of living here in Greece, no one would believe you, it’s just that surreal as a place.

It would make for a great film were it not real and something that we many experience on a regular basis and if it we’re ever put to celluloid, it would be one of those films whereby people watched and then afterwards joked how thankfully it couldn’t actually happen like that in real life, well it does!

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Me and the Feds…

It finally happened… 10:56 on 12 January 2010 I’m kind of shocked, but only so far as to say that I’m genuinely shocked that it took over a year and a half to finally happen. My dear friends the beloved Greek Police to decide that I may be a sociopath, or if not, someone out […]

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