Putin unveils the new Russian federation flag in honour of Trumps commitment to the Motherland.

If you don’t know what happened in Helsinki, then listen up :
The doors shut, all fell silent and as Putin looked Dumbo straight between the eyes, he pulled out his phone, and said this as he played him a high definition video of a Russian hotel visit :
“So, listen up f*cknuts. If you…”

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Aliens ‘hijack’ Nasa’s Voyager 2 spacecraft…

Ask a scientist for the time of day though and they will undoubtedly want a hundred and one parameters to subdivide the locality, the conditions in which time and space is relevant and the proximity to your exact whereabouts at the moment in question.

I just want the time f*ckwit. Don’t make me slap you for it… Because i will.

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