So, it’s probably safe to say that this post wasn’t genuinely intended for normal consumption and was written having dealt with one c*nt too many this week.
Apologies in advance.
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Thousands of years of wasting non believers and telling us Science is to be dismissed because in 7 days, 8 if it’s a leap year, another Dude called God created everything in his own image…
OK, I’m good with this. A bit vague, no proof and ‘everything in his own image’… Hmmm, the Guy’s got a sense of humour!
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72 virgins. . . Technically the equivalent of 72 blind dates. . .
Who the f*ck wants that nightmare!?
If it weren’t for the innocent lives caught up in their delusionary hatred, then people removing themselves from the gene pool and being sent straight to hell to be badgered by 72 nagging women is probably a blessing for the rest of us.
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I’ve seen a fair share of uncanny things in my time. One of my ex-girlfriends often resembled the Devil, coincidence, NO, but what could I do, had she appeared later on my toastie, then I really would have been worried, but she hasn’t so far, having said that I won’t be paying four and a half euro’s to find out just in case.
Read More Holy Toast Batman, there’s a picture of Jesus on my Cheese Toastie…
“If Aliens ever visit us, I think the outcome would be much as when Christopher Columbus first landed in America, which didn’t turn out very well for the Native Americans.” – Stephen Hawkings.
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