Athens burns, Obama is the Anti-Christ, Strikes are imminent, Merkel has a Penis and I have a beer. F*ck it, whatever…Read More Darned pikies stealing all our crumpets
Will I survive Greece?
As long as you like cold coffee, good food and this thing called the ‘SUN’ being ever present, you’d mostly do fine.
Everyone’s looking to survive the crisis here in Greece and it’s only fair I enlighten you all to a new alternative way of ‘beating’ those economy blues, literally.Read More Legitimate urban survival in Greece.
Sometimes you spend so much time burying your demons so deep I can only assume I’m on the flipside of hell, looking up at them, trapped and destined to forever torment them, as they now torment me.Read More Insomnia – I can’t get no sheep.
I’ve gotten so paranoid lately that I lie under my bed at night praying that their isn’t an Alien in my bottom. Seriously, my housemate cooked Broad Beans a couple of weeks ago and I swear to God someone swapped my sphincter with a Tuba.Read More A penny for your thoughts, or else, or both.
Yesterday it even rained! Well, I say ‘rained’, here’s what actually happened :
It got cloudy, it got a little cloudier and showed the promise of rain and at one point, somewhere high above the Planet a droplet of liquid was dispatched by the God of ‘Taking the P*ss’.Read More Athens, WARMER than Skegness, and a few things my nan used to say!
Thousands of years of wasting non believers and telling us Science is to be dismissed because in 7 days, 8 if it’s a leap year, another Dude called God created everything in his own image…
OK, I’m good with this. A bit vague, no proof and ‘everything in his own image’… Hmmm, the Guy’s got a sense of humour!Read More Easter, Deez nuts! How to get ‘balls deep’ into God, so to speak!!!
When the darkness fades and the light shines bright, the path becomes clear and the road ahead beckons once more, familiar, willing, like an old friend eager to lead the way.Read More When colour returns to a darkened world. . .
Well done, back at square one, with less money, less negotiating power, less time to waste and f*ck all closer to the goals you set in the first place, congratulations Tsipras, now have a lolipop and get a f*cking GROOVE ON.Read More NO, can we just have NO to f*cking about instead!
Please allow me a minute or two of your time. If you will.
I’m by no means a Politician, nor a particularly renowned Economist, nor an Expert in anything hugely relevant other than maybe a few subtle aspects of life which on the shop floor of society, I feel may have passed you by in your Political pursuits.Read More Dear Syriza, please allow me the opportunity to indulge in some constructive criticism. . .