Athens burns, Obama is the Anti-Christ, Strikes are imminent, Merkel has a Penis and I have a beer. F*ck it, whatever…Read More Darned pikies stealing all our crumpets
Will I survive Greece?
As long as you like cold coffee, good food and this thing called the ‘SUN’ being ever present, you’d mostly do fine.
Everyone’s looking to survive the crisis here in Greece and it’s only fair I enlighten you all to a new alternative way of ‘beating’ those economy blues, literally.Read More Legitimate urban survival in Greece.
Sometimes you spend so much time burying your demons so deep I can only assume I’m on the flipside of hell, looking up at them, trapped and destined to forever torment them, as they now torment me.Read More Insomnia – I can’t get no sheep.
I’ve gotten so paranoid lately that I lie under my bed at night praying that their isn’t an Alien in my bottom. Seriously, my housemate cooked Broad Beans a couple of weeks ago and I swear to God someone swapped my sphincter with a Tuba.Read More A penny for your thoughts, or else, or both.
Yesterday it even rained! Well, I say ‘rained’, here’s what actually happened :
It got cloudy, it got a little cloudier and showed the promise of rain and at one point, somewhere high above the Planet a droplet of liquid was dispatched by the God of ‘Taking the P*ss’.Read More Athens, WARMER than Skegness, and a few things my nan used to say!
Thousands of years of wasting non believers and telling us Science is to be dismissed because in 7 days, 8 if it’s a leap year, another Dude called God created everything in his own image…
OK, I’m good with this. A bit vague, no proof and ‘everything in his own image’… Hmmm, the Guy’s got a sense of humour!Read More Easter, Deez nuts! How to get ‘balls deep’ into God, so to speak!!!