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Writers block, British Rail and streaking around London with a sausage up your bottom!

I remember once being on a tube train when it had to stop on my way back from a conference in London, on what must have been the hottest day that year, everyone trapped like canned sardines with at least two armpits in your face and someone else’s boner in your pocket. Continue reading

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A penny for your thoughts, or else, or both.

I’ve gotten so paranoid lately that I lie under my bed at night praying that their isn’t an Alien in my bottom. Seriously, my housemate cooked Broad Beans a couple of weeks ago and I swear to God someone swapped my sphincter with a Tuba. Continue reading

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Athens, WARMER than Skegness, and a few things my nan used to say!

Yesterday it even rained! Well, I say ‘rained’, here’s what actually happened :

It got cloudy, it got a little cloudier and showed the promise of rain and at one point, somewhere high above the Planet a droplet of liquid was dispatched by the God of ‘Taking the P*ss’. Continue reading

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Top ten best thingy wotsits EVER!

The changes your life will benefit from will far exceed your wildest expectations and never again will you have to wonder about some of the greatest mysteries that baffled scholars, scientists and philosophers for, erm seconds… Continue reading

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Try it now, so i did…

Another favourite listing that shows up is peachyness…

If you didn’t already know,

It is the LAW… Continue reading

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A selection of fckdup downloads and screensavers…

Please visit www.fckdup.comfor more fckdup characters, downloads and alternative gift ideas. Continue reading

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The first three months pass, so I’m told…

It started out with a cheese and ham croissant but by the end of the first couple of months I was already Head of the (P.I.B.) The Penguin Investigation Bureau and designing Anti-Penguin Missiles…

Welcome to Greece! Continue reading

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