A penny for your thoughts, or else, or both.

I’ve gotten so paranoid lately that I lie under my bed at night praying that their isn’t an Alien in my bottom. Seriously, my housemate cooked Broad Beans a couple of weeks ago and I swear to God someone swapped my sphincter with a Tuba.

Phase two : Adapting…

Its not really a case of adapting when you move to Athens, you have to re-evolve. Whatever it is you thought you knew about life, law and the way of the universe, you have to just remove it from your brain and forget it ever existed and try and work out what the hell is going on from ground zero.