Top tips on how to deal with the dumbest of creatures, the ‘online troll’…?

So, it’s probably safe to say that this post wasn’t genuinely intended for normal consumption and was written having dealt with one c*nt too many this week.

Apologies in advance.

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Easter, Deez nuts! How to get ‘balls deep’ into God, so to speak!!!

Thousands of years of wasting non believers and telling us Science is to be dismissed because in 7 days, 8 if it’s a leap year, another Dude called God created everything in his own image…

OK, I’m good with this. A bit vague, no proof and ‘everything in his own image’… Hmmm, the Guy’s got a sense of humour!

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My God’s bigger than your God. . .

72 virgins. . . Technically the equivalent of 72 blind dates. . .

Who the f*ck wants that nightmare!?

If it weren’t for the innocent lives caught up in their delusionary hatred, then people removing themselves from the gene pool and being sent straight to hell to be badgered by 72 nagging women is probably a blessing for the rest of us.

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OMG…

Church was a dangerous place… Full of people who all thought confession made sinning acceptable behaviour and who all think that there’s nothing wrong with the concept of a Virgin mother…

I’m all for the concept of a Virgin but it’s probably more realistic to believe in Dinosaurs these days, and I bet if you did discover a Virgin, you’d still have to get her carbon dated…

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