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Putin unveils the new Russian federation flag in honour of Trumps commitment to the Motherland.

If you don’t know what happened in Helsinki, then listen up :
The doors shut, all fell silent and as Putin looked Dumbo straight between the eyes, he pulled out his phone, and said this as he played him a high definition video of a Russian hotel visit :
“So, listen up f*cknuts. If you…” Continue reading

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Dear America, like seriously!?

“Meanwhile a 300 pound Monkey escaped captivity and is now heading for the White House, experts hope to catch him before the rest of the Country f*cking vote it in…” Continue reading

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Note to self : Don’t contact Aliens on Monday!

“If Aliens ever visit us, I think the outcome would be much as when Christopher Columbus first landed in America, which didn’t turn out very well for the Native Americans.” – Stephen Hawkings. Continue reading

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