Putin unveils the new Russian federation flag in honour of Trumps commitment to the Motherland.

If you don’t know what happened in Helsinki, then listen up :
The doors shut, all fell silent and as Putin looked Dumbo straight between the eyes, he pulled out his phone, and said this as he played him a high definition video of a Russian hotel visit :
“So, listen up f*cknuts. If you…”

Dear America, like seriously!?

“Meanwhile a 300 pound Monkey escaped captivity and is now heading for the White House, experts hope to catch him before the rest of the Country f*cking vote it in…”

George Bush : The Book – Mein Campf 2 (The sequel)

Fortunately you could hear people all over the world whispering to each other, “Since he came off the drink, he’s such a nice guy you know”… Before he quit, if he’d had a few beers it wouldn’t take him long to get his old Adolf Uniform on and start Goose stepping across the ranch…