Top tips on how to deal with the dumbest of creatures, the ‘online troll’…?

So, it’s probably safe to say that this post wasn’t genuinely intended for normal consumption and was written having dealt with one c*nt too many this week.

Apologies in advance.

My God’s bigger than your God. . .

72 virgins. . . Technically the equivalent of 72 blind dates. . .

Who the f*ck wants that nightmare!?

If it weren’t for the innocent lives caught up in their delusionary hatred, then people removing themselves from the gene pool and being sent straight to hell to be badgered by 72 nagging women is probably a blessing for the rest of us.

The joys of getting old – Driving…

“Call it an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything…”

The joys of getting old spelt out in black and white, comforting isn’t it…?