If In doubt – Monica Bellucci

Technology! What a wonder that became, Now all I get to see is people walking into lampposts as they stare into their phones, tripping over raised paving slabs and stumbling over steps as they wade through dogsh*t and bounce off people tweeting about where they’re next off to.

NO, can we just have NO to f*cking about instead!

Well done, back at square one, with less money, less negotiating power, less time to waste and f*ck all closer to the goals you set in the first place, congratulations Tsipras, now have a lolipop and get a f*cking GROOVE ON.