Another day at the funny farm…

Sooner or later everything may depend on whether or not we know what the National Croissant Hotline Number is. Fortunately I can share it with you all…

Phase two : Adapting…

Its not really a case of adapting when you move to Athens, you have to re-evolve. Whatever it is you thought you knew about life, law and the way of the universe, you have to just remove it from your brain and forget it ever existed and try and work out what the hell is going on from ground zero.

The first three months pass, so I’m told…

It started out with a cheese and ham croissant but by the end of the first couple of months I was already Head of the (P.I.B.) The Penguin Investigation Bureau and designing Anti-Penguin Missiles…

Welcome to Greece!

So, why Greece…

I had to get out the UK fast, the weather was sh*te, we we’re trying our best to go to war with everyone and another four years of Gordon Brown was probably the last straw. Time to make good my escape…